Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus (A Stepping Stone Book(TM)) by Barbara Park

Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
ISBN: 9780307754844
Publisher: Random House, Inc.
Published: 2010-11-02T16:00:00+00:00

Once upon a time there was a little hiding girl. She was in a secret spot where nobody could find her. Except her head was very tight. And her brain was squishing out.

But she still couldn’t come out of her spot. Or a smelly yellow monster would get her. And also, some meanies with chocolate milk.

The end.

After that, I rested my eyes.

Resting your eyes is what my grampa does when he watches TV after dinner. Then he snores. And Grandma Miller says, “Go to bed, Frank.”

It’s not the same thing as a nap, though. ’Cause naps are for babies, that’s why.

And anyway, I didn’t snore. I just did a little drool.

Then finally when my eyes were done resting, they woke up.

And so I came out of the closet and ran right to the window. And guess what? There weren’t any cars in the parking lot. And no stupid smelly bus, either!

“Whew! That’s a relief,” I said.

A relief is when your stomach doesn’t feel squeezy anymore.

After that, I went back to the closet. ’Cause while I was hiding, I sniffed the smell of clay, that’s why. And clay is my very favorite thing in the whole world!

“Hey! I see it up there!” I said.

The clay was on the middle shelf. I stood on a chair to get it.

It was blue and stiff. And so I had to roll it on the floor to make it soft and warm. Then I rolled it into a blue orange. It was very beautiful. Except it had some dirt and hair on it.

After I was done, I went to the front of the room and sat down in my teacher’s big chair. I like teachers’ desks very much. The drawers are so big I could fit in one, I think.

I opened up the top one. There were happy-face stickers. And rubber bands. And also, gold stars—which I love a very lot.

I stuck one on my forehead.

Then I found paper clips. And red marking pens. And new pencils with no points. And scissors. And travel tissues. And guess what else?

“Chalk!” I said. “Brand-new chalk that’s not even out of its little box yet!”

Then I stood up on my teacher’s chair and clapped my hands together very loud.

“I want everyone to find a chair and sit down! Today we are going to learn some alphabet and some reading. And also, I will teach you how to make a blue orange. But first, everyone has to watch me draw stuff.”

Then I went to the board and drew with my brand-new chalk. I drew a bean and a carrot and some curly hair.

Then I wrote some O’s.

O’s are my bestest letter.

After that, I bowed. “Thank you very much,” I said. “Now you may all go out for recess…”

I smiled.

“Except for not that Jim.”

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